I had a conversation this morning that went like this:
Me: Did the label for the automatic shower cleaner always say Not a body wash?
Him: I’d never noticed it before. He laughs.
Me: At first I was trying to figure out why we actually need such a warning all of a sudden. Then I really thought about it, and realized it might actually be a cool idea. You could fill it with that Old Spice shit that is a shampoo AND body wash, turn it on and then just spin around in the shower. Great for those days when you just can’t be bothered to soap your own ass up.
I tried to take a picture of the label for you but could not get focus. So, I tried to google image search it and came up with a blog post that talks about almost the exact same thing. Oh well.