Todays proud parenting moment is brought to you by Laundry and the Letter V.
If you aren’t cool/stalkerish enough to Follow me on Facebook, here’s what you missed:
(Paraphrased and embellished for entertainments sake.)
Me: “One of my kids just managed to trap herself in the laundry hamper. And, no, it wasn’t the baby”
Husband: “I have no children”
12 Random Friends: “Like!”
5 Other Random Friends: “LOL!” (Glad it wasn’t MY kid!)*
Kid in Question: im rite here!
Me: Dear Child, If you don’t learn to spell “Right” correctly, I’ll lock you back in the hamper.
More Random Friends: “Like!” “LOL!”
Husband: Please take pictures for future blackmail use.
Me: I just totally grammarnazi’d my seven year old.
This is parenting at its finest, people.
*Ok, so they didn’t actually SAY this, but you KNOW they thought it.