Since I have a terrible swine flu sore throat today, and all I feel like doing is whining, instead, I am going to leave you with a long awaited “Want” post.
I know. It’s been awhile. So, if you have no idea what a “Want” post even is: Go here first. As always, hover the mouse over pictures for my stupid comments insightful insight.
So, after learning I was finally going to give birth to a boy-child, I realized that I’d better figure out what these small, foreign creatures with dangling bits and boy-hormones actually like.
Apparently the answer is this: Boys like things that can kill them.
Giant prehistoric reptiles, killer space robots, huge trucks that breathe fire and have tires the size of my garage, evil slime monsters and little plastic men with very large guns. These are just a few of the things I found that were specifically aimed at young boys.
Even baby boys.
Seriously. You would not believe how many alligator related things there are aimed at infant males. Don’t people know that actual alligators have like, teeth? And will eat you?
Apparently there is some alligator overlord plot to convince young, bite sized children that alligators and crocodiles are in fact cute and cuddly, and all they really want is to be your friend:
(OMG! HIM TOO)
And finally…there’s this:
I have no snarky comments for this. Hell, I have no WORDS for this.