1- Tone arms to a non-wiggly state.
2- Sit in the sun long enough for Geek-Grey pallor to subside- but not long enough to burn!
3- Wrap random crap with white ribbon.
5- Let my family know we are having an actual wedding.
6- Start thinking about the fact that I’m already pregnant looking, and then curl up in a ball and hyperventilate for awhile. Hurray for fourth pregnancies. (Omg, just saying that makes me freak out.)
7- Teach the kid to throw flowers. Not AT people.
8- Make the thing in the yard -which is really just a frame for another thing that I tried to grow jasmine up-look festive.
9- Clear the path I will be walking outside of race cars, molehills, dog poop and plastic shovels.
10- Panic, in general.
11- Find a way to thank these awesome people who are doing so, so much for us.