Here are some headlines you might have missed:
<Italics and pictures and snarky hover comments added by me>
Portly ‘Ninja’ Tries To Steal ATMs In Fla.
Deputies Seek Pot-Bellied Man Wearing Ninja Outfit
Here is an artists rendering of the suspect:
Baby Moose Falls Through Wash. Family’s Window
Calf Reunited With Mother, Sibling
Normal, Ill., Couple Weds At Taco Bell
Groom Calls Relationship ‘Offbeat’
The “Yo Quero Taco Bell” dog and his mate make an appearance as ring bearer and flower dog.
George the 140-year-old lobster to be released by New York restaurant
A New York restaurant has said it will free a 140-year-old lobster nicknamed George that was caught in the Atlantic Ocean two weeks ago
In recent news, Cute Cat Eaten By Huge Lobster. Lobster later gave PETA the finger ( possibly, its hard to tell with claws) and could be heard muttering “suckers” under his breath as he scuttled away. Cat will be missed.